Hau`oli: Archive

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“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I’m...”

– Marilyn Monroe

Nov 7th

“I just want to feel safe in my own skin I just want to be happy again I just...”

– Unknown

Nov 6th

Jun 8th

Mommy: My head hurts.
Son: Oh. Well…MY head doesn’t hurt.
Mommy: (pause…thinking, that’s not very nice) Well, that’s good.
Son: Hey! Do you want to borrow MY head?

Jun 7th

“I do not care what car you drive. Where you live. If you know someone who knows...”

– Unknown

Jun 7th

Jun 5th

Jun 4th

Jun 3rd

BOY: I need someone to talk too… 
GIRL: I’m always here for you. 
BOY: I know. 
GIRL: What’s wrong? 
BOY: I like her sooo much... 
GIRL: Talk to her. 
BOY: I don’t know... she’ll never like me. 
GIRL: Don’t say that. You’re amazing. 
BOY: I just wanna tell her how I feel... 
GIRL: Then tell her. 
BOY: She won’t like me. 
GIRL: How do you know that? 
BOY: I can just tell. 
GIRL: Well, just tell her. 
BOY: What should I say? 
GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. 
BOY: I tell her that daily. 
GIRL: What you mean? 
BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. 
GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he’ll never like me. 
BOY: Wait. Who do you like? 
GIRL: Ooh, some Boy... 
BOY: Ooh, she won’t like me either. 
GIRL: She does. 
BOY: How do you know...? 
GIRL: Because who wouldn’t like you? 
BOY: You... 
GIRL: You’re wrong. I love you. 
BOY: I love you too. 
GIRL: …so are you gonna to talk to her? 
BOY: I just did.

Jun 1st

May 31st

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May 31st

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May 30th

“What should I do about the wild and the tame? The wild heart that wants to be...”

– Jeanette Winterson

May 28th

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May 26th

May 25th

“To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your...”

– Phyllis Theroux

May 25th

May 24th

May 23rd

“Be kinder than necessary. Everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.”

– Unknown

May 22nd

May 21st

Watch

May 20th

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May 17th

“Let’s go to sleep in Paris, And wake up in Tokyo. Have a dream in New Orleans,...”

– Lupe Fiasco

May 17th

May 16th

Gardenia - Mandy Moore

May 15th

May 14th

“Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the wind longs to...”

– Kahlil Gibran

May 14th

May 13th

How To Install LOVE

Tech Support: Hello … how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components.” What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you.